Did you hear the big news? There’s a Super Walmart coming to Little Egg Harbor! The groundbreaking was last Tuesday. I haven’t been this ecstatic since the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision.

Yes, after years and years of struggle, the Walton family has finally won its hard-fought right to develop a Super Walmart in this sleepy little bayfront town. Just because I live on the Island doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the gift that this amazing company has bestowed upon Southern Ocean County.