Loads of fishy stuff below, but first a bit of free-falling freakiness.

ROCKED HER WORLD: A woman in Canada desires the return of a home invader that forced itself upon her as she slept, dang near killing her. Tell me that doesn’t take some explaining.

On Oct. 3, Ruth Hamilton was sound asleep, dreaming of maple syrup or whatever Canadians dream about, when her dog, Toby, began going bonkers, barking crazily toward the ceiling.