I’ll just come out and say it: I don’t watch the Super Bowl.

Yes, folks like us do exist. Yes, most of our parents still love us, once they get used to the idea. Yes, we feel we should have the same rights as other Americans. Yes, we still like nachos. And although President Obama didn’t mention us with all the other formerly oppressed groups in his inaugural speech, we deserve to be treated just like anyone else. No, we aren’t secret communist spies.