Don’t you love all this winning?

What a relief. We are finally pulled out of that silly Paris Climate Agreement. I was actually losing sleep at night picturing Chinese and Indians (both still in the accord, by the way), people just laughing at us.

I was sick to death of scientists telling us what’s good for us. When you’re dealing with complicated issues like atmospheric heat, carbon emissions and sea level rise, the last thing you want is a bunch of geophysicist, meteorologists, oceanographers and other folks with a decade of…