Are you wondering if those mammoth turbines that may soon appear on the horizon of our beloved seascape may harm marine life, but afraid you’ll inadvertently be influenced by sneaky Big Oil-backed groups out to squash our Green Dreams?

I can help.

To summarize what I’ve uncovered in the course of extensive research, the experts telling us to calm down don’t really know squat about the effects the building and operation of these monolithic structures may have on our shores and the diverse creatures that live…