I’m always as sober as a snake is skinny. However, it seems I can’t say the same for my truck. That needs some explaining, with a touch Tom Waits music in the background, namely his song “The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me).”

I’m among a legion of pickup/buggy owners who happenstancely drive one of the 10 most DUI/DWI-ed vehicles on the highway, per a data collecting team at Insurify, an American insurance “comparison shopping” website.