When it comes to oceanic alphas, great white sharks are seemingly the alpha-est of them all. Not quite. These swimming jaws of doom routinely become haul-ass wimps. It might be seen as karmic payback, when the almighty whites become cowardly lions upon getting even a whiff of orcas, aka killer whales. In reality, they’re terrified by dolphins since orcas are technically giant dolphin, though still members of the whale family on the toothed-whale side of things.

Recent research shows that suddenly not-so-great whites tuck their tails between their legs, figuratively, and flee…