MANN OVERBOARD: Do you curse your ass off? I’m talking about loosing a ton of crude cusses, per day; countless per annum. Is your language inevitably saturated with enough verbal vulgarity to incur the wrath of every known Almighty … real pillar of salt-worthy offensiveness? Do obscenities just kinda pop the hell out of you … and in front of, say, anybody, anywhere? “Uh, yes, Father, that might have been me who just blurted that out. But I couldn’t get the damn candle lit … Doh!”
Well, an electrifying cursing cure is in the making. This is going to shock you, literally and spiritually.
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