Let’s begin with some bee-bop, transistorized, LBI beach trivia fun, by taking a dive into the deepest end of our Island trivia pool. In doing so, I will nobly risk my heavy metal membership card by lyrically dissecting as sappy a song as music history offers, albeit a worldwide hit by arguably the greatest rock ’n’ roll falsetto of all time, namely Frankie Vallie of Four Seasons fame.

The sap song of the moment is – I’ll whisper it, while disguising my voice like Frankie belting out “Sherry,” – “My…