Boy, did I hope we wouldn’t have to have this conversation.

SUPER CHILL: Last Friday brought super-fun surf and extreme upwelling to our beaches. (Photo by Matty Guarino)
Here we are with gas prices dancing over $4 a gallon, Elmo has to watch what he says, protein is being added to pizza and everyone wants a part of a new rocket company from the folks who invented a truck of the future where the wheels seem to literally come off.
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