A pandemic, a tropical storm and a summer holiday weekend walk into a bar ….

Well, actually they don’t walk into the bar. They stand outside the bar, with their pre-mixed cocktails to go, asking if they can just drink them out here on the sidewalk. Since everyone has been sipping medium lattes with extra foam and cinnamon outside the coffee shop down the block every nice day since March, why can’t they just get hammered in the parking lot?