My metathesiophobia has really been acting up lately. Yours too, huh? Yeah, that’s no surprise. I mean, anyone who does social media regarding Long Beach Island – or simply drives around with open eyes – is likely a sufferer of this condition. Yes, the whole offshore wind farm matter has certainly brought on this acute attack as of late, but it’s more the long-term exposure that really buggers me up the worst.

If you haven’t already looked it up, metathesiophobia is simply the fear of change.