By this point, everyone should have heard Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter record, or otherwise decided they aren’t interested in hearing it (one suspects, perhaps, because they are afraid they might enjoy it).

Sound Waves generally steers clear of celebrity for the sake of celebrity or seemingly viral trends in music, which is why readers will be hard-pressed to find Grammy coverage or commentary on Taylor Swift’s latest romance. Beyoncé is the exception here for two reasons.