Question: Do you think Ray Romano and Jon Stewart have countless photos of themselves with random strangers around LBI? Do you think they ever just flip through their phones, going: “Here’s me with that family from Staten Island at Jayson’s Pancake House … oh, and this is me with some jamoke at the Beach Haven Fishery … and I love this one of me and that lady from Manahawkin at the water slides.”

Hard to believe this weekend is Labor Day. Like everyone else, there is more sand in my bed than Surf City after the…