Hey, it’s Shark Week!

The Discovery Channel decided that with all the shark hype this summer, it would move the week of sensationalized science and “docufiction” programming from August to July. There was a big debate at the last minute to change it to “Jellyfish Week” in light of recent incidents here, but they decided to stick with sharks. I hear Mary Lee, the 3,500-pound Great White, will be hosting. Should be a blast.

Being as we just celebrated the flag-wavin’, grill-firin’, apple pie eatin’ 4th of July, I thought it would be fun to…