Studies Prove Plants Are Screaming to Be Heard; State Bag Ban Could Have a Doggy Downside

I HEAR YA, HOLLY: Imagine, if you will, standing alone on the 50-yard line of a totally jam-packed stadium, something like the recent Super Bowl scenario. Don’t get nervous, this is profoundly imaginary. And, yes, you’re fully dressed. I’m going in a whole other direction here.

Anyway, the stadium’s PA system is turned off, the cheerleaders are on break, the players are still in the locker rooms – what’s more, nobody in the massive crowd is paying attention to you.