Slow Down in Ship Bottom’s ‘No Tsunami’ Zones; I Unanxiously Await a Donkey Milk Chocolate Bar

HELL AND HIGH WATER: In the wake of growingly regular flood events – caused as much by a sinking, eroding Island as so-far-slight sea rise – Ship Bottom is tearing a page from the boating realm by developing a “No Wake” ordinance … for landlubbers. The soon-to-be ordinance is currently in the hands of the borough attorney, Christopher J. Connors.