All Hallow’s Eve is coming up in just a week. It’s kind of like Christmas for weirdos, which is generally epic. Remember when you were a kid and Halloween fell on a weekend? You went out with an empty pillow case and came back with diabetes! It was the best. Let’s crank some Misfits and AFI!

I always hesitate to be one of those “Back when I was growing up …” types. Often those folks are desperately exaggerating their own experience and maybe have a version of America’s past warped by political…