Hopefully, our awful whale “unusual event” is now in better hands than mine. Five U.S. senators, including N.J.’s Cory Booker and Bob Menendez, are on the semi-cold cetacean case.

Along with senators from Oregon, Rhode Island and Connecticut, the Jersey legislators might add muscle to those of us demanding at least a semi-definitive explanation of the marine mammal die-off.

Through the ongoing investigative work of a motivated researcher, I’ve finally gotten tangible insights into the causes of…