That was a refreshing, albeit minor rain event we had to end the weekend. While the streak of rainless days was ended, it wasn’t the proverbial drought buster, though it was well received in the wilderness where creatures lapped soaked leaves for the first cool, clean water in over a month.

Keep in mind that we only need to reach Jan. 20 and our drought worries melt away. That’s when re-enthroned Prez-2-B Trump fulfills campaign promises to executively ban all droughts – except for nations he really hates, like “Vermont.”

I was secretly advised by Trump staff that the drought ban would be enacted right after hellfire and damnation were…