In a world where political correctness is the new norm, old St. Nick is frantically trying to make sure he doesn’t offend anyone this year. What with the continued influence of rap culture and the now unseemly meaning of his jolly “ho-ho-ho,” the poor guy is being forced to come up with a whole new laugh.
This public relations debacle led to a meeting among Santa, the elves and the reindeer where the reindeer jumped on the PC bandwagon and demanded more politically correct 21st-century names.
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