How does one discreetly dispose of a washed-up, quite-deceased 20-ton humpback whale? A small, highly private town in Massachusetts likely knows, but apparently isn’t telling. I might know why.

This whale tale began with two DOA humpbacks washing ashore in the Martha’s Vineyard vicinity last week. One came onto a beach in Edgartown. The other hit the curvy sand shores of Chappaquiddick.

Yes, both departed marine mammals weren’t far from an active turbine build where, to quote Klaus S. Moeller, CEO of Vineyard Wind, “there is steel in the water.”

As to the wash-ups, the Martha Vineyard Times ran a story titled “Two dead humpback whales wash ashore on Martha’s…