To the Editor:

My congratulations to Anthony DiSipio on a very humorouscolumn (“Summer Bummers: What I Didn’t Miss Being Off-Island,” 8/16). His reflections about our northern visitors (also known as bennys) and how he missedtheir behavioral tendencies, by not being on the Island this summer, was priceless and, moreover, the truth.

Following Mr. DiSipio’s lead, and taking a cue from David Letterman, here are a few other items that could be added to the list of the things he doesn’t miss:

August 23, 2017