How about that 30-foot shark that some daring man grabbed – and rescued – in the shallows of Beach Haven?

Oh, wait. My bad. It was actually a 3-foot shark. You can understand my confusion, seeing that the entire Eastern Seaboard news media realm mainlined the video of the fellow grabbing a harmless, half-dead, dogfish – to the cheering delight of an entire Queen City beachful of mesmerized onlookers.