I have nothing but Almond Joy when I think of the Butterfingers I consumed way back when. I was a bit noisy when I opened a wrapper of Jujubes in the movies of my childhood. My friends and I always went to the matinee. Baby Ruth and Oh Henry! were star players. I was a little Chunky, and Snickered and had Chuckles over the cartoons.

Some of my friends were Airheads and liked to smoke candy cigarettes and cigars. They weren’t banned yet, and we Smarties relished the idea of Bogie and Bacall…