I have a new leader for my annual “Who Woulda Thunk It?!” award. I’ll introduce it by boldly ordering the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian and Arctic oceans to move the hell over and make way for – ta-da! – the Southern Ocean. I’m serious as circulating currents. Besides, I don’t kid around about things like a brand-new ocean being christened after – what has it been? – a few million years.
Turns out we only assumed the ocean count was etched in watery granite.
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