I’m probably going to get beat up for this or at the very least, be scraping egg off my windows. But I am going to go ahead and say it: I can’t stand the fact that the Eagles are in the Super Bowl.

Now before you start tying nooses, let me be clear. I don’t like the Patriots, either. I’m not a Jets fan. And for that matter, I could care less about the Devils, Giants, Phillies, Manchester United, all of NASCAR, the Durham Bulls, Chuck Lidell or the 1919 Chicago Black Sox.