If the Holidays Have Become a Competition, It’s Already Been Won

I’ll just come out and say it: “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is an annoying song. If that chick was from LBI, she would have a fleece-lined flannel, a good Patagonia jacket and some solid boots. When she decided it was time to go, she would have bundled up and hit the pavement.

The guy would do well to lighten up and stop being creepy.