The ocean is bathwater and the hydrangeas are bursting. Crabs and flounder have returned to our bay, I had my first cup of Nutella chocolate ice cream, and each weekend, more and more folks are willing to stand on a line literally out the door for a cup of coffee. Must be good java …

And I was trying to enjoy it all, balanced with a work-heavy schedule, when I started getting humorous emails and texts referring to a letter to the editor in last week’s SandPaper from a reader who finds this…