This is a mildly but effectively shocking story regarding a commercial fishing method that’s all the buzz in Europe. As we ponder humanely buzzing lobsters with cannabis before boiling, folks abroad are debating the use of electro-buzzing to literally shock bottom-dwelling flatfish, like Dover sole, out of their muddy haunts – and into awaiting nets.

It’s called pulse trawling, an electrifying fishing technique developed by a Danish research team seeking a way to eliminate the spooking-up of…