Dear thieves who stole the red Adirondack chairs from our front yard in Surf City:

Apparently you live in a world where if you want something, you feel you can just go take it from someone else. Sadly, we now have had to explain to our 3- and 5-year-old children that their favorite chairs are gone because some people in this world aren’t so nice and do bad things to honest, hardworking people.

June 22, 2016