Whoa, whoa. Slow down.

I know it’s been a long winter. Hey, they all are. But we’re here at the precipice of another LBI summer and everyone is understandably excited. Plus they just dropped the speed limit, so, like, literally slow down. No need to give those summertime “special” cops a reason to nab you.

For those who’ve been away since Chowderfest, it’s nice to see you. We’ve missed you. If you’re wondering what’s been going on here, well, there have certainly been some changes. Did you check out the zipline?