FIRE IN THE HOLE!: This is one of those only-in-America tales, weirdness-wise. I can do the story no better immediate justice than the opening sentence from an Orlando Sentinel article. “A fisherman found a World War II hand grenade on Saturday and drove to a Taco Bell before calling authorities, who evacuated the restaurant.”

Now, maybe that’s not overly odd down in the Sunshine State, but, by my reckoning, it’s well worthy of a Mannly “Say what?!”