I have to start off with a not-totally-funny, concussion-protocolesque news story from down Chesapeake Bay way, where Robert Meilhammer was recently goose hunting Maryland’s Eastern Shore – up until the moment things suddenly went cold black for the Maryland man.

It was fellow hunters who first noticed an unconscious and bleeding Meilhammer in the grass, looking as if he had been attacked. It turned out he had kinda/sorta been attacked – by a combination of bad gravity luck and the flying dead.