’Tis upon us, the time of year when “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year” ring out, wonderously. While I merrily adhere to this great greeting, I nonetheless feel an odd sympathy for “Happy.” Say what?!
Face it, “Merry” gets a single slam-dunk celebratory day to cheerfully manage. Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho and see ya next year. But poor “Happy” is saddled with covering an entire unpredictable, always tenuous year to come. What an annual burden.
Thinking it through, I appreciate what a greeting and greeting card nightmare it would be to repeatedly ring out,…
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