My husband thinks he looks like a movie star. With pandemic masks starting to come off, I am reminded of the following story.

A couple years ago, he and I needed a few things, so we headed over to a local department store. Walking through the makeup section, my spouse glanced over to the perfume counter. “Hi,” waved a curvaceous young saleswoman wearing “Pirate Red Lipstick” behind the Chanel counter. “Can I help you?”