Alternate universes have long been a tool for science fiction writers to explore what didn’t happen but could have happened. Here’s one instance:

In a breaking news story, a spokesman for Donald Trump announced that Mr. Trump has just purchased a well-known fast food restaurant chain. The chain, which will now be known as Donald’s, will have some changes. Its signature sandwich will be the Big D, a quarter pound of baloney on not-a-grain-of-truth bread.