Well, in case you didn’t realize it, the holidays are officially upon us. You probably noticed when Old Navy started running Christmas commercials a week before Halloween, aka “The War on Thanksgiving.” But I do want to give a nod to the family in Old Manahawkin that has incorporated that 14-foot Home Depot skeleton into its Yuletide display. Nice work.

Some of my family members have asked what I want this year. I haven’t been so bold as to tell them that I kind of need a car.