In addition to addressing swells, tides, wind and results from the women’s 25- to 45-year old 12-foot elite paddleboard division at the latest race, Liquid Lines is a great place to poke fun at folks. Sure, I roast tourists. But I get shots at overly “local” locals from time to time. Over the years, I’ve had fun with everyone from litterbugs to homophobes, hipsters and rednecks, not to mention countless jabs at cover bands.