Weirdness can arrive in many forms. Take, for orange instance, the ongoing rush for big-dollar Cheetos. You heard me right. In fact, maybe you’ve heard about this shape-shifting junk food search. If not, boy, have I got an idea for how you can spend the arriving long, boring winter evenings immersed in a finger-staining treasure hunt.

Here’s the gist of it: Amid millions of annually produced, randomly shaped Frito-Lay Cheeto snacks, people of high standing within the spare-time realm have begun…