To the Editor:

Where do legs stop? At the waist, the hip, the cheek? Are legs longer this year or do they get longer every year?

Each summer I’m an innocent bystander-beachgoer to what I’ll call female swimsuit “buttocks creep.” Longer legs, less fabric, more flesh. Good or bad? No judgment here, but just an observation that society has a licentious lack of limits. There is no Better Buttocks Bureau to constrain the inevitable suit shrinkage that ultimately could lead to barely a minor triangle (or less?)

July 29, 2020