Author’s recap of Act I in last week’s SpeakEasy column: My first summer job began and ended on the same day at the Westmont Theater, when I caught the manager and the candy lady in a compromising, horizontal position. I was fired on the spot. My frail teenage ego was convinced I’d never work again.

The dramatis personae in this week’s Act II are Teenage Me, in search of a job; Runaway Suze, my BFF; and James, Ronny and Big Dan, a.k.a. the Ice Cream Guys.