SHARK BITES MAN: I’ve gotten updated word that a shark bite incident in Surf City last week was just that … a man positively bitten by a shark! Call out the Marines, right?! Not so fast, Kimosabe. (For original report, go to fishlbi.com or jaymanntoday.ning.com.)

Now that I have the whole story, it’s not as one might think in the wake of a 911 dispatch alerting that a 23-year-old male had gotten bitten on the upper thigh by a shark. Adding some spook to things, it took place in the dark. Eeks!