A Deadbeat to Make America Great Again and Plenty of Swell from an El Niño-Fueled Winter

This is New Jersey. We say what we mean. For anyone who has spent considerable time on the West Coast, you’ve borne witness to this phenomenon. Folks around the country, especially California, will often mistake our frankness for negativity.

“Yeaaah man, you guys from back East are so negative, man. It’s like, such a super downer.”