I have to begin by needling a new Christmas tree myth that has arisen this year. Actually, it might not be a bona fide myth as much as a misread, one that really bugs me because it has to do with a favorite of mine: ticks.

You’re looking at a tick expert. Well. Actually you’re not looking at me but looking at my words, which look a lot like me. (My mind wanders a bit around Christmas time.)

Anyway, there is a warning being issued by otherwise knowledgeable folks that this mild winter could have you bringing ticks into your homes via Christmas trees.

Baloney!

I’m seldom one to go up against so-called experts. OK, so maybe I do it all the time.