By now, most people interested in “Holey Moley,” and many more who didn’t know they were interested in it before July 1, have watched “Episode 4: Earth, Wind, Fire, Donuts,” during which I not only made a fool of myself on national TV, but also captured the green plaid jacket and golden putter that come with winning an episode of ABC’s hit prime-time show.

From both the comfort of the living room and my desk in the family room, I’ve watched the episode dozens of times now – laughed every time,…