It’s a perfect time to talk tsunamis since we somehow sidestepped your everyday 180-footer over the weekend. You’ve surely gotten word of the bizarre depth-change alert issued by a far-at-sea buoy, named SuperStation95.

Yes, it’s very important to name ocean buoys. They get so lonely out there, endlessly bobbing up and down – ecstatic when a conversationless seabird stops by to, uh, leave its mark. Simply knowing its name includes “Super” can get it through years on end.