It’s always something of a geographical rush when I see how far astray this column goes – in a good way. I’ve gotten e-messages from every region of our vastly great land, including Alaska. Now that The SandPaper is also on the “cloud,” open to the entire cyber universe, I await some foreign contacts.

Any Aussie aborigines tuned in? I love your dot art and them-there didgeridoohickey you play to hypnotize cobras. Wait, that’s not Australian, is it?