A TRULY TITILLATING OFFER: Wait until you get a load of this. I was recently contacted, online, to become intimately involved with what I can only call the nipple rights movement. If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’.

Upon being faced with an on-screen image of a bare upper torso of a lady person, my first reaction was “All right, I’ll bite.” I hit the button located below “Enter here to join the TaTa Top movement.”