To the Editor:

Having heard so many horror stories concerning the RREM program, we thought it might be nice to hear a pleasant one. Believe me whenwe tell you that the right contractor can make one give up Zanax. It was with great fear and trepidation thatwe signedour grant approval.

Wecame home with reams of paper to peruse in language familiar only to members of the Supreme Court (or at least that’s howwe felt). The verbiage was not part ofour everyday speech, butwe dutifully signed or initialed at every X .

October 21, 2015